Vivi-isms: Part 2

When Vivi isn’t meowing at me (her preferred form of communication over the last several months) she has squeaked out a few Vivi-isms.

“My favorite shape is a heart. Daddy’s favorite shape is a square, LIKE HIS HEAD.”

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This:

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“My nickname is Sticks, you can call me Sticks.”

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“Dad? Why do you have lady legs?”

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This:

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*Playing in her room, stands up, walks over to the cat, squats in his face and farts on him*

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“Santa puts his hat on and hos, hos, hos, errywhere!”

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“I’m going to go play with bodies (Barbies), in the body (Barbie) house.”

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This:

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*Upon replacing her beloved fruit snacks with dried fruit nuggets*
“Vivi, do you want one of your new fruit snacks?”
“No, I’d rather have tomatoes.”

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*Getting ready to leave for Click Retreat*
“Why can’t I go on your boatcation?”
“Because this boatcation is only for grownups.”
“But you got to go on my boatcation. I let dad come too.”

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“Vivi! When’s your birthday?”
“May the fourth be with you.”

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*Cody catches Wink in a game of tag*
“Vivi! I caught a cat! What should we do with it?!”
“KILL IT.”

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*Vivi coming out of the bathroom*
“Everything go okay in there, Vivi?”
*Holds up her hand and uses it as a puppet*
Hand puppet: “NAILED IT.”

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“SHHH! I’M DOING MY NERDS!” (Translation: “I’m calming my nerves.”)

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Vivi: “We don’t go to outer space anymore.”
Cody: “Why not?”
Vivi: “Because we don’t have any helmets.”

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