Wink likes catnip, like a lot. Last week I bought him a couple of tickle pickles on fab.com. (Frightening paranthetical, do not google ‘tickle pickle.’)
I figure with the whole one eye half an ear thumb thing he has going on the guy could use a few good pickles and tickles.
By the time he passed out I wondered if maybe I should make him a catnip cigarette and catnip cocktail.
Tickle pickle? Two thumbs up. (Because Wink can do that! He has thumbs!)
Percy on the other hand, Percy hates you and plans on smothering you in your sleep.
I’m such a cat person.
making unbreakable - formerly moosh in indy. 
Lucy is kinda finicky about her catnip. Actually she’s pretty particular about toys in general. Maybe she would like a pickle? I think Wink is perfect. Percy seems a little James Bond-ish. I also fancy myself a cat lady.
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@Shelley, Percy doesn’t even like catnip. He’s really weird.
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That last photo? Best. Cat. Photo. EVER!!
I miss having cats 😦
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@Stephanie, I missed the whole experience too. I could have a house full of them.
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@Casey, Me too! My husband despises them though. Actually, despise is probably not a strong enough word!
Is it wrong that I am not sure I would have married him had I known this before hand 😉
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I love the picture where he is showing you his teeth. It’s like he’s saying “Stay away from my toy or I will cut you!”
Both of my cats like toys, but only one cares for catnip. He gets absolutely crazy for it, too. We haven’t given him any in a while. We probably should. Maybe for his “birthday” next month 🙂
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@Katie, This is supposed to be super high strength catnip, judging by Wink’s reaction? I agree.
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This is HILARIOUS. Plus you win best blog post title probably ever. Hope you are well honey!! I don’t comment but I read everything!
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@Amy2boys, Thank you! These cats are getting me through an awful lot. And all the humans I live with.
xo
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I’ve been thinking about getting a cat. These photos make a compelling argument.
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Hilarious!!
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Firstly, aren’t cat teeth the most intimidating things ever?! 🙂 (Not the fangs of course). So fierce.
I also love when they do the rabbit kick with their back paws. You know they are really into their toy then.
Have you seen the book ‘How you know your cat is trying to kill you?’ Worth it.
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I love the Wink pictures!! I wonder if my Max would love a tickle pickle, I have never given him catnip. But he could be Percy’s twin so maybe not.
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I am not a cat person, but I love these pictures.
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HA HA HA Percy. He clearly does not have time for anyone’s bullshit.
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I giggled threw this entire post.
Too freaking funny!
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