what do lara croft, a gay man and a bus have in common? answer: my bed.

Tuesday night this was my dream…I was trying to graduate on the last day of school at Bingham High School in Utah. (Go Miners!)

I was 28. And I was dressed very fancy.

Needless to say they didn’t let me graduate.

I had somewhere very important to be.

A gay man showed up to assist me.

We got on a bus.

We got lost in Midvale, Utah.

The end.

Cody’s dream. Tuesday night. Same bed. Same time.

Cody watches as I dive off a cliff in a full skintight leather suit, glide through the water like a torpedo only to surface all Lara Croft* style with a gun in each hand as I pump lead into the bad guys up on shore.

All Cody could do was watch and throw rocks.

The end.

*boobs not entirely to scale.

21 thoughts on “what do lara croft, a gay man and a bus have in common? answer: my bed.

  1. Wow, I wouldn’t even know how to analyze that other than guessing you feel like gay men save the sartorial day and Cody feels like you kick butt. Which they do and you do.

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  2. OMGosh! So funny! You have mad stick-figure skills, babe. Perhaps a second career? Gotta love Tomb Raider dreams and boobs not drawn to scale… 😉

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  3. When I opened this post I immediately thought, “Wow, the Moosh is really getting good at drawing.”

    I don’t know whether that’s a compliment or an insult.

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  4. I love this! I have tons and tons and tons of dreams that I go back to high school after having graduated college. I’m sitting in class, and realize that I’m way too smart to be there. But they won’t let me leave! PANIC!

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  5. We were just watching the first Lara Croft movie on tv last night. I fell asleep thinking, “How fake were Angelina’s boobs in that movie?!”

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  6. That was a very crazy/random dream! The pictures are very uh artistic!– umm did you actually go to Bingham (Go Miners!) because I really went there…. funny coincidence…;)

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