Schwetie Pits.

Posted bycasey coombsPosted inToo lazy to label.

I am a sweaty, sweaty person.

The Conga Pits

And not only when doing the conga at weddings on the beach in Florida mind you.

Yep, you can pretty much bet that if my heart is beating, my pits are sweaty.

They’re just especially sweaty on the beach. In Florida. At fancy weddings. Whilst dancing my can off.
The Schwety Dance

Enough with the Florida/beach references?

Okay.

I have good news though! I’m not alone! And if you’re one of the secret sweaty come on over to Blissfully Domestic to read more pit talk out of me and find out what you can do about it!

We’re going to start the B.O. Mafia, our slogan?

“We will funk you.”

37 thoughts on “Schwetie Pits.”

  3. It is a post like this that keeps me coming back for more. You crack me up! And you must be pretty brave to show your sweat-filled arm pits to the world!!!

    Sorry, I’ve never had sweat issues. BUT, I do get a VERY red face when I do any exercise. That is why I prefer jogging at night… when no one can see my apple-red face sailing past them.

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  5. I used to overheat A LOT, but since I’ve come off my anti-depressants, I’ve cooled down.
    That and it’s, you know, still wintery out…

    Meg’s last blog post..😦

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  18. I never quite have the balls to admit to this problem but I sure do suffer from it. Living in the armpit of the South doesn’t help. Seriously the humidity here is unbearable. I’ve just taken to wearing lots of tank tops and keeping a towel around, kind of like a quarterback keeps that one around his waist for frequent hand wiping. Mine’s for frequent pit wiping.

    Ashley’s last blog post..What’s A Troll?

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  20. Oh, I’m in. I used to have to wear PRESCRIPTION deoderant when I worked. I would be in court with ginormous wet stains under my arms, and I would be afraid to even barely lift my arms, which caused me to sweat even more…

    Now, it’s better, although I’m still a sweaty gal. Has anyone recommended Secret Clinical Strength yet? Because I just started using it and HELLO – DRY PITS.

    Jen M’s last blog post..Why My Son Will Be Getting Everything in My Will

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  25. Once you start adding needles and stuff to the equation, I’ll try just about anything to avoid that. I’m lucky – I don’t sweat that much, I just get very red faced. No, no coronary – just over active blood cells, thanks for asking though:)

    Mary Beth’s last blog post..SERENITY with a guardian

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  26. luckily i don’t have this problem, but my best friend does. she uses clinical strength degree (she’s allergic to secret) and it has seriously helped.

    also? i’ve heard of people getting botox in their pits…

    Biddy’s last blog post..Another Man Made Me Cry

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  30. I only sweat in one place, my right arm pit. Why just one pit… don’t know, but there you have it.

    If I am having a sweaty pit day, I cut a panty liner in half and stick it under my shirt arm. Totally solves the “wet tee-shirt” problem. Makes me feel pretty proud of myself for being so innovative, too.

    Bethany’s last blog post..I Will Never Own a Dog

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  33. I will admit that I also have the sweaty pit problem. I used to live in Vegas and gave up on trying to hide my wet shirts. I have been using Degree Clinical Strength for the last two months and I don’t sweat at all anymore (at least not from under the arms). I very highly recommend it for any lady who has this embarrassing issue.

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  34. I know ya don’t read my blog, however, Loralee did pick up something from me: Certain Dri. It cost about 6 bucks and will last months. Its right there by the other deoderants in the store. You put it on a night.

    You. Will. Not. Sweat. Period.

    I had the worst sweatiest pits ever. I didn’t even have to be hot or nervous or anything. Putting my makeup on in the morning? Hey, looky there- sweaty pits! Seriously, you must get this stuff. Loralee took it with her to Scotland and England, and she thought it rocked.

    charli’s last blog post..The Day is Just Not For Parents of Young Children

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