Once upon a time I had a sissy who invited me to be her date to a wedding.
I had to get on an airplane (BY MYSELF) to go and I ended up somewhere new.
THE WEDDING WAS IN FLORIDA.
HIZZA!
I know. Who cares about my trip? SHOW US THE GOODS RIGHT?
I did it! On my period to boot!
All the fresh beachy air and relaxation really got to me.
And then there was the wedding…
OH. THE. TEARS.
Then there was the reception (bring on the liquor Shirley Temples!)
The most stressful thing I had to worry about all weekend?
Whatever does one wear to a beach wedding in Florida in October when it’s 87 degrees?
Don’t worry, I figured it out.
And then there was having to read ENTIRE books in ONE SITTING in a hammock on THE BEACH.
And the sights.
Don’t consider a GPS a sight?
IT IS BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE COVERED ALTON BROWN WITH SHIRLEY TEMPLES AND MASSAGES.
Then I had to go home.
From this.
To this.
From this.
To this.
And this.
To this.
Home sweet home.
I heart Florida.
making unbreakable - formerly moosh in indy. 
I got relaxed just reading about this trip of yours. Ahhh. Glad you had such a good time! Great pics!
LikeLike
Oh, the bikini. The boobs! The bikini! The legs! The bikini!
How do you get your legs to look so glossy? I’ve never been able to figure that one out.
LikeLike
Looking HOT, babe!
I am so jealous! Of the trip, too!! 😉
Loved the guest bloggers, but glad to have you back!!
LikeLike
Awesome pictures! Welcome home. It looks like you had a great time. And you looked lovely in the bikini. 🙂
LikeLike
You look amazing, and Florida looks amazing, and why do the pictures of home so closely resemble things in my home? Like piles of laundry? Glad you had a great time!
LikeLike
Well hey there hot mama, how you doin?
Welcome home to laundry!
LikeLike
I had no idea you were going to Florida, so much for BFF huh? So sad I missed your call today. Um ya, I seem to forget to turn my phone back on after sleep and napperoos…sowwy! Love these photos and EXTREMELY jealous. You look FANTASTIC! Love, love, kiss, kiss. Barnes and Noble should have that book for you. Had that same problem when I was trying to track them down, either that or their tremendous popularity has them out of stock? Huh…have fun!
LikeLike
Looks like a fabulous time, and you rocked that bikini!
Welcome back to the rain. (I assume you got all the rain Ohio is now getting today?)
LikeLike
Welcome back, pretty lady; you look HAWT in the yellow bikini!
LikeLike
OMG you were in my town!!! Glad you had so much fun!!
LikeLike
I’ve been singing the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny song all week long waiting for your return.
LikeLike
You were in my state!!! YAY!!!
LikeLike
Definitely Hawt. We missed you!
LikeLike
WOW! great trip. Has anyone told you that your toes are really cute? LOL. Great bikini!
LikeLike
Hooray for vacation getaways! And thanks for all the guest bloggers, they were wonderful.
Rock on, bikini momma!
LikeLike
Dude. Was there ever a baby in that belly? You look so hawt I can’t decide whether or not I should hate you. Who am I kidding – I can’t stay mad at you. 🙂
LikeLike
i wish i could wear a freakin’ bikini. skinny bitch! 🙂
LikeLike
Welcome back to Indy!
Great bod in the bikini! Rock on, sister!
LikeLike
Does this mean when I go on my tropical vacation next month I’m to put up pics of me in my itty bitty pink bikini?
Cuz that’s a scary thought.
Unlike you in your hot yellow number. Hubba.
Come a little closer so I can oogle the goods in real life…
LikeLike
Welcome home. Did you bring Bossy some beach?
LikeLike
It looks like you had a blast. And that bikini. Wow. Don’t ever expect that of me… you’re lucky there were bathing suit pictures from my Florida trip. They’re rare.
LikeLike
And the reviews are in:
Roger Ebert: “Two nips up! “This is her fullest body of work in years … a rich, well-rounded performance. A sexy madcap romp!”
Time magazine: “An uplifting tour de force … Casey really puts herself out there with everything she’s got!”
Entertainment Weekly: “Casey’s performance in ‘Escape From Garment Mountain’ shows she’s at the peaks of her career!”
Joel Siegel of “Good Morning America”: “I laughed, I cried, I printed it out and I stuffed it under my mattress.”
Associated Press: “Casey’s hills are alive with the sound of music in the sexiest single moment on film since Julie Andrews bared her breasts in ‘S.O.B.'”
The New York Times: “Rack up another sizzling triumph for Casey! She’s a sure nominee for at least two Golden Globes!”
LikeLike
Yowsa! Lookin’ foxy!
LikeLike
wowsers.
you are one brave lady…
and i’m extremely jealous of the lack of stretch marks. you have no idea.
LikeLike
Dude…YOU HOTT. And dude, Florida looks hott. I want to go.
Hooray for trips and fun times and sun and no laundry and loads of books. Double hooray.
Glad you went. But we missed you around these parts.
LikeLike
Bow chicka bow wow!
Mike Rowe has some competition for my “You’re so Hawt!” devotion!
Yes, the beach is awesome. It’s why I live so close to it. But watch out for homeowners insurance. Ouch!
Just so you know, a birdie told me that you may soon find Indiana more tolerable. I may have to hate you for it. That’s all I can say.
LikeLike
Love the back to reality compare/contrast! Normal life is sooooooo…..normal.
And meee-ow on that itsy bitsy item!
LikeLike
Am jealous. And you look fancy in that yellow bikini 🙂
LikeLike
woohoo! lookin’ good mama!
only you can document your trip in a way that makes me feel like i went with you!
glad you had fun! 🙂
LikeLike
Now you got me all homesick for home! Dang girl you look hot in that itty teeny weeny yellow bikini. Delicious.
LikeLike
Great pics! I’m jelous and have wanderlust and want to go to Florida. *sigh*
LikeLike
sexy mama!!!
so is the foot tattoo real? and if so, how bad was it? i’ve considered getting another one and want it on my foot…
oh, and don’tcha just love the south?!
LikeLike
This post made me shoot water all over my desk.
LikeLike
You’re one hot mama!
Loved the post!!
LikeLike
how lucky are you??!!!??! Florida!
LikeLike
What an awesome break from reality 😉
And shut up about the swimsuit, if I could orgasm on a treadmill I would be as skinny as you 😛 YOu do look hot though 😉
LikeLike
Lookin’ GOOD! Yeehaw, hot stuff!
I remembered reading about this and had to do a net search for “yellow striped bikini” just to see how the saga turned out.
Awesome! ;P
LikeLike
Hey I’m a stumbler, and I landed on your blog! I live in Fl and your post was hilarious. Glad you had fun
LikeLike
Hello. And Bye. 🙂
LikeLike