Welcome to Casey. I’m the mayor, Casey. Meet my co-counsel the moosh. We’ve gone and started our own little community where doughnuts are calorie free, cellulite is non existent, jumping on the bed is encouraged and morning breath smells like sweet mint. Want to move here? The only requirements are that you don’t suck.
The only pressure you’ll feel in my town is from the tower.
Where I’ll keep your money and spend it too.
Just as long as you promise that there will be a no-tolerance policy for obnoxious neighbors who let their dogs crap on my lawn, I’m there. π
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Calorie-free donuts? I’m SO there…what’s the housing market look like?
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Sounds like a sweet place to live!
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hey! I’m de-lurking! And also- GIVE ME THOSE DONUTS!
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Are chips calorie free, too? If so, I’m in!
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Your very own town huh? I wonder if my husband would like to move?
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wow. i’m totally in. i promise i don’t suck.
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delurking…
I’ll move to town. As long as you can make that calorie free thing apply to brownies too, and make that bit retroactive to about 5 minutes ago
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That is FABULOUS! Your town flag should have a pair of that punk’s shoes on it!
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Can I come over?
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Wait, can we change it so that morning breath smells like rootbeer?
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You had me at calorie-free donuts. I’m in.
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Can we vote to eliminate bad hair days, too??
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So when do we see the bikini…er…um…nice tower.
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count me in, but only if my skunk can come.
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oh! I eat those all the time. And I don’t know why husband disgreesa bout the sweet morning breath.. geez. I should come live with you.
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Donuts are calorie-free? I’m on my way!
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These are kk doughnuts, yes? None of those crappy Dunkin Donuts for me.
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Dude! I’m so moving here!
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I knew it was only a matter of time before you had your own little town.
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I’m packed.
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If gas is under $2 a gallon we’ll be moving tomorrow π
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Ohhh yeah. Imagine the Block Party!
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I am SO there.
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