“If you ever want to feel like your family is normal, go to the State Fair.”
-Jeff Foxworthy
the moosh hearts goats.
See anything WRONG with this picture?
WE DID.
And we ate it…
(We don’t suggest it, unless you like carbonated grease burps. mmmmm.)
YOU WONDER WHY INDIANA’S SO OBESE? STOP WONDERING.
(Dedicated to you Redneck Mommy.*wink wink* neigh)
Pigs have half hour orgasms.
HALF HOUR.
30 minutes. 3-0.
And as you can see they have the nads to back up such a feat.
This was by far the most educational fair I have ever been to.
Fried Cheez-Whiz anyone?








hilarious. seriously.
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Yuck! I may never ever eat anything at a Fair again! Deep fried PEPSI…eewww
Now about those orgasms…must tell hubby about this. He can be pretty competitive..hehe.
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Ha! We ventured to the fairgrounds yesterday and although I resisted the fried Pepsi, I had an ice cream cone the size of my head and a corn on the cob TWICE dipped in butter. Did you see the fried “fresh” vegetable stand? Clearly you can nix-out the fried chocolate bars with a few fried radishes, right?
My son looooved the animals.
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OMG, WHY, WHY, WHY?????? Deep fried Pepsi is just SOOOOOO unnecessary.
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If you don’t have time for a 30 minute orgasm, all I can say is,
“Slow down, you’re moving too fast.
You’ve got to make the morning last.”
Lol. Read ESO.
Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,
Cal-el
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