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In all my kicking and fighting to start a cooking blog, I lost. Come read me channel my inner Paula Deen to turn five (FIVE!) sticks of butter into Cinnamon Rolls over at Linoleum Dynamite.

My sister knew from a very young age that she wanted to be a vet. She has worked at the same animal hospital for over ten years. I knew from a very young age that I wanted to be a gardener, in the symphony, a physical therapist, a dance therapist, an artist,  a ballerina, aContinue reading “Now with grand ambitions!”

I’m not proud to admit that I’m a jealous person. I’m jealous of just about everyone in my life in one way or another. Even the people I don’t get along with all that much, because they are usually the ones who are pregnant, rich or have the abs of Hilary Swank. In fact I’mContinue reading “Now with Seething Jealousy!”

Aw, YOU GUYS. (Well, you in particular.) Rachel nominated me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards for… Holy crap right? And people have actually voted for me. (Okay, so I voted for myself, but it’s all in an effort of self love, this Eat, Pray, Love book has made me want to love me more.) SoContinue reading “Warmer than a womb.”

the moosh has learned the fine art of, well, doing what I do so well. You know, knowing just how and when to ask a question so the answer generally results in a yes? It’s a fine skill I’ve honed in my almost seven years of marriage. She has learned to ask me questions whenContinue reading “Sneaky with sprinkles and a candy coating.”

*yawn* Oh hi. I’ve slept for five hours in the last 38. Why? BECAUSE I AM SO COMPLETELY CRAZY AWESOME THAT I STOOD IN LINE FOR FIVE HOURS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A WII. That’s right, I was the first fool one there. With books, snacks, a pillow, a camp chairContinue reading “Wii WHEE WHEEE!”

Hi. I’m not such a huge big fan of being the mom today. I don’t even want to utter the two words that are befuddling my everyday life and filling it full of needless motherly stress and guilt. Let’s just say in involves redirecting the bodily fluids of someone small into an appropriate vessel ofContinue reading “Potty, the five letter word of doom and destruction.”

My kid got the coolest Christmas present ever from her grandparents and it’s NO THANKS TO TARGET. Target, you can kiss my rear. You didn’t have Rose Petal Cottage when I needed it. Kmart did. You didn’t want to honor the rain check you gave me for Rose Petal Cottage. Kmart did. And Target? YourContinue reading “Merry Christmas, BAD TARGET.”

Welcome to my first ever book review. I personally never read book reviews so this should be, erm, fun. I finished reading the most recommended book by my darling readers titled Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen. First of all, I remember clearly stating when I asked for recommendations to keep ’em clean since IContinue reading “Dumbo with a sideshow of scandal.”

It kind of sucks. Sometimes. And when it does suck it’s up to you to fix it. It’s AAALLLL on you. Now if you enjoy this kind of pressure, then self hosted is for you. I personally don’t dig this kind of pressure so much, but alas, I am probably the foremost authority in blogContinue reading “On being self hosted.”