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Some of you may fondly remember my original freak out about redirecting the bodily fluids of the small person in my life into the appropriate vessel of defecation. I’m sorry to say that the only cold turkey that was found twenty four hours later was the cold cuts in the fridge. I gave up whenContinue reading “A valuable lesson in freaking out.”

I have wanted to spew words of rainbows and puffy glitter kisses about some of my favorite bloggers for a while but never knew quite how to do it. Then the lovely Heather gave me the chance with her OMSH Valentine Giveaway. (Yes! You too can enter!) She said there were no extra brownie pointsContinue reading “Greedy Love.”

Come see me turn this into the tastiest tart ever over at Linoleum Dynamite. And if you were here you could see me royally freaking out at the tornado sirens, unbelievable lightning, cracking thunder and torrential downpour that has completely COMPLETELY flooded my backyard. http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2472996387258178866&hl=en Pardon the narration, my friend PolkaDots and I were onContinue reading “Juicy.”

I posted this picture the other day: Everyone was all sweet and all about the “POOR MOOSH/POOR BABY/GET WELL SOON” comments. And I thank you for them, but I’m feeling a little guilty. You see, that sad pout up there? She’s faking it. I had to ask her to make a sad face to goContinue reading “My sweet little dirty faker.”

Oh geesh, I had this whole deep post written about trolls. (Trolls are mean people who leave mean anonymous comments for no other reason than to poop in the middle of a perfectly nice post.) Really, it was at least two pages long. But who cares? There’s nothing I can do if someone makes upContinue reading “Miley Montana and the Grumpy Old Troll.”

Pre-Preschool, I shipped her off looking like this: Post-Preschool I got her back looking like this: Damn kids and their germ sharing ways. Share Animal Crackers, NOT PINK EYE!

March 3, 2003 Internal Monologue: “Cody’s birthday is coming up quick. March 25th in fact. I really need to think of something to get him.” March 14, 2003 Internal Monologue: “Cody’s birthday is coming up quick. Really quick in fact. I really need to think of something to get him.” March 22, 2003 Internal Monologue:Continue reading “03-25 will always be 03-25.”

We had been married about two years. We had been given “Free Meal” certificates to a local Mexican restaurant. We had two. Not “Buy One Get One Free” but “Free Meal.” But there was fine print: “Limit one per table.” After the server told us this, my husband piped up, “What if we sit atContinue reading “Cheapness doesn’t pay.”

“Well, I guess I’ll see you in Chicago in March then I’m off to Cedar Rapids for work and then we’ll be in Nepal in April.” “Excuse me, mom? DID YOU JUST SAY NEPAL? As in next to India, Nepal?” “Yes, yes I did.” My mom is going to Nepal. In April. Dalai Lama, Nepal.Continue reading “Tiny Himagramma.”

Before I got married depression involved a lot of heavy drinking and recreational drug use. After I got married it involved a lot of sleeping away my life and refusing to eat or leave the house. When the moosh was little, depression involved endless amounts of crying and screaming into pillows to drown out theContinue reading “Not trying to be a total buzzkill, but doing a darn good job.”