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My sissy is 22 months older than me, 22 pounds lighter than me and one of my favorite people in the whole world. Some of my sissy’s favorite people in the whole world have four legs. In fact most of my sissy’s favorite people have four legs. Mainly Delaney (dog), Eve (dog), Audrey (cat) andContinue reading “Sissy Four Leg Lover.”

Over at Blissfully Domestic today I’ve posted about the moosh’s curls, and the fact that she watches me get rid of mine every morning. Am I setting her up for self esteem issues? Or am I reading too much into it? Gah. Head on over and get the full story.

In Utah they like to talk about “the big one.” Referring to an earthquake. Considering I lived most of my life right on the most gigantic fault in the entire valley I was prepared to kiss it all goodbye in a few shaky seconds. As a kid I would practice running from the couch toContinue reading “Shake, Freak Out and Roll.”

I know I’m not the only one who leaves town for two weeks and comes home to this. Right? “OH! But it’s just an exercise bike and a weight bench!” you say. Yes, it is an exercise bike and weight bench. Hanging. From. My. Ceiling. (and walls.) And in case your worried about coming toContinue reading “Customer assistance in sporting goods to the stairs, please?”

Kevin Bacon is married to Kyra Sedgwick. Kyra Sedgewick was in Phenomenon with John Travolta. John Travolta was in Hairspray with Zac Efron. Zac Efron was in High School Musical with Tyler. Recognize him? He’s on the geek squad with Taylor. Tyler is my dad’s neighbor. We used to play together all the time. AndContinue reading “Wherein I flaunt my tween celebrity status.”

When Cody and I moved across the driveway of our first apartment into the one next door there was a morning where the food was in one apartment and the dishes were at the other. I was eight months pregnant and still vomiting quite regularly. I needed to eat within a half hour of wakingContinue reading “I will not eat eggs and Mrs. Butterworth.”

 This post was inspired by a tag I got weeks ago from Not A Mean Girl. Until I moved to Indiana I had lived in five different houses all within the same five mile radius. Crazy right? It’s not like Salt Lake is an itsy bitsy little city. This is the house I grew up in. MyContinue reading “Home sweet Home, Home, Home and Home.”

I have been staying with a family for the past few days whom I’ve known for a couple of years. They have three of the most well behaved teenage daughters I have ever come across. I’ve been able to help them with their homework over the past few days and it’s coming back to meContinue reading “Like Riding an Iambic Pentameter Bicycle.”

Say hello to the Dentist and Attorneys of the class of 2008. (Except for the really pregnant one and the one with me, they’re the attorneys of the class of 2009. *grumble* one more year *grumble*) We all went out to treat ourselves to fancy dinner before heading off to different corners of the NationContinue reading “Ten Mormons in a Wine Cellar.”

So my little friends, looks like I’m not the only Twitterdork.  So allow me to explain Twitter in my own words. Let’s say the internet is High School. Every time you post on your blog it is the same as standing up and giving a report in class. All eyes are on you and forContinue reading “Twitter for dummies.”