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You know what body of mine? We need to talk. I know I told the people at the DMV you weigh 125 lbs. and that it’s a wee bit of a fabrication. But you know one of my New Year’s resolutions is to get down to the weight on our driver’s license if even forContinue reading “Down and dirty with the back fat.”

Want to see what I can to with a pound of butter and two pounds of sugar? Sure you do. Linoleum Dynamite has all the answers. *hint* They’d be perfect to make for Mrs. Fussypants week long SURPRISE virtual shower going on over at Blissfully Domestic. (Though it will really only be a surprise forContinue reading “8.5 Tablespoons of love.”

Once upon a time there were a bunch of girls in Chicago who wrote about their lives on the internet. Two of them went home, got busy and got knocked up. One of them is in the above photo. And it’s not me. Or her. And then there was this other girl who’s womb decidedContinue reading “Birthing future bloggers all over the place.”

Do you ever put off going to the doctor because you’re just sure that as soon as you get there your symptoms will be gone and you’ll be looked at like a crazy lady over-exaggerator? Yeah, me too. That’s why I was so pleased last night when I went to the ER with my throatContinue reading “moosh on vicodin.”

I am not blind to the fact that God made other men almost as handsome as He made Cody. It’s nature to look once, it’s unladylike to look twice. So after I got my one and only look at the tall handsome soccer player type man with his dad at the Wal-Mart pharmacy I concoctedContinue reading “And now, for a fever induced fairytale.”

It’s L-A-W-Y-E-R. Yep. I name my zits. Find out all about it at Blissfully Domestic.

So, about my birthday. The weather was complete crap, my kid was Mach 10 grouchy and my sister was all kinds of sick with a side of hive-y rash covering her arms (I’m pretty sure she caught what I like to call “the midwest”). Cody was at school all day except for the hour heContinue reading “Best gifts ever.”

(Okay, so technically now it’s my 26th birthday, the 28th. But since I was born at 12:21 am I didn’t want to miss a moment of my own party, even while I slept. As you were.) Birthdays are a really big deal to me. Anybody want to make me my birthday cake? Anyone? No? Really?Continue reading “Hi. It’s my 26th birthday.”

Right now people are reading this hoping for scandalous pictures of me shaking my money maker completely sober out on a dance floor that were taken last night. But alas they are going to be stuck reading this (I’m not sure yet what adjective to use here) note to you. Just now when you leftContinue reading “Dear Hunka Hunka,”

So maybe you’ve heard of BOSSY. Maybe you’re aware that she’s on a month long road trip around the country and is relying on the goodness of her fellow bloggers to put her up and make sure she makes it back home in one sane piece. If you weren’t aware, there is a blogger namedContinue reading “Shack de la Bossy Moosh.”