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Sunscreen is in every corner of every bag and of every room of every part of my life. I apply sunscreen every day, to me and the moosh. The pool opened last week and we pretty much live at the pool come summer. Living at the pool=Sunscreen. My goal was to end the summer theContinue reading “Oh hai? Sunbernz? Hayt u.”

How do you decide when to get your hair cut? Or colored? I personally find that one day I look in the mirror, see nothing overly redeeming about my hair except for the fact that it is growing and that it is growing out of my head. Much like it was on this day: IContinue reading “Follicular miracles.”

Let’s talk popcorn. Popcorn WINNERS. First I used one of those random number pickers. This one to be exact. First it came up with this comment by Beth. “Hmmm, there seems to be a lot of popcorn fans out there! I love me some Orville popcorn. When the bag just comes out of the microwaveContinue reading “Poppity Pop and Away We Go.”

Given that I’m about to bask in the glow of So You Think You Can Dance for the next two hours (OH HAPPY FLIPPING DAY) it’s a given that I am going to need a snack. Maybe several. Now if I had my choice I’d me shoving Air Heads, Cheetos and Oreos down my gulletContinue reading “A Snackish Contest.”

Whenever Cody starts spouting off law school blah blah my eyes glaze over and I nod catatonically. I really want to care. Really I do. But a lot of it just doesn’t compute. It’s safe to say he keeps talk of federal jurisdiction out of our conversations and I don’t bore him with the finerContinue reading “Lahyer speek.”

Cody and I were going to get a new car. We looked at new cars. We test drove, we compared, we fell in love, we decided (Toyota Camry Hybrid, black with leather moonroof smart key heated seats and ooh uhmm mmm). And then we ran into all the crap that deals with loans and lawContinue reading “Can’t complain about free, but I can make fun of it.”

Did you know that meme rhymes with theme? So it should really be spelled meem instead of meme but whatever that’s not the point. I don’t do memes. Except when the person who tags me is her. Then I do them. Because hers is the first blog I ever fell in love with. She’s theContinue reading “Memestitious.”

In general I am not an angry driver. In general. Unless you pull one of these four bunghole moves while sharing a road with me. a. Blocking an intersection. Hey derfwad, if the road on the other side of the intersection is full don’t park it in the middle of the intersection hoping you’ll getContinue reading “A rare rant at bunghole drivers.”

I dare you to find a better gift for mother’s day than a big soft muffin top. But not the muffin top made by too tight jeans. Muffin tops made by muffin top pans. What’s a muffin top pan you ask? Only the two coolest most amazing pans in my kitchen. IT ONLY MAKES MUFFINContinue reading “Happy Muffin Top Day.”

I’d just like to throw out there that picking a new car with your spouse is much like trying to pick out a new pen!s. He wants power with lots of get up and go, I want comfort and reliability. Cost is obviously a concern. But so is performance. You want it to last aContinue reading “Tales of the Hybrid Trouser Mouse with Optional DVD Navigation System.”