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That’s right my friends. With my new found riches from GE Caulk Singles I am going to sponsor one lucky readers hair TRANSFORMATION–mation-mation-mation… Nothing can make a bad day good or a good day better like a great hair day. I am here to make that happen for one lucky lady (or dude, whatever, butContinue reading “It’s the “Let the moosh Whoorl your Hair” Contest Extravaganza!”

So maybe you’ve heard by now that my bathtub crayon drawings all over my bathroom sink won me $1000. No? Well, the bathtub crayon drawings all over my sink won me $1000. Proof that parking your kid in front of a movie for an hour, drawing all over your sink and taking pictures of itContinue reading “Why you should enter every online contest ever, except for the ones I’m entering.”

Ah, yes. Google “orgasm on treadmill” and guess who’s #1? Hi. That would be me. Apparently I’ve taught the world a lot about odd things that can occur when exercising. I just never thought I’d teach my teacher (and entire class) about these odd things. I continue to take a yoga class where my flexibilityContinue reading “*TOOT* part *TOOT*”

I worked at a frozen yogurt shop around the corner from my house when I was 14. (14! Yes, fourteen, the owners didn’t seem the type into child labor laws, they paid me straight out of their personal checkbook.) Anyway, I was left alone in the shop a lot. 14 year old, surrounded by candyContinue reading “An insufferable emotional attachment.”

Blog-I am your faddah and yo muddah. For this I am sorry. All those dramatic “fatal error” messages you’ve been forced to give people? Sorry. I don’t know what I’m doing. But I’m not ashamed to beg ask for help. In the last twelve hours two people have been up in your business doing thingsContinue reading “Faddahs.”

I should have warned our sink about Cody. Cody has crazy amounts of facial hair and has to shave on a regular basis for work. Cody just happens to be missing the gene that causes him to wipe his whiskers out of the sink. Bummer really, because it leads me to scrub the living daylightsContinue reading “Feeling Caulky.”

What you say: “If you do that one more time, WE WILL GO HOME.” What you think: “For the love of Pete please KNOCK IT OFF because I spent an hour getting ready to come here and I really don’t want to go ten minutes after getting here.” Anyone experienced with the 3′ and underContinue reading “Avoiding the flies on poo fallout.”

If you’ve been around a while then you’ll know I met Cody whilst a manager of Frederick’s of Hollywood. Who wouldn’t want to marry that right? Anyway. With all the bra fitting and bra talking and bra this bra that I learned something about us wimminz. Something to bring up at your next playgroup. BecauseContinue reading “A Braquiry for Braformation. AKA the Front Hooker Slide.”

Stereotype would have you believe that as soon as Cody graduates we’ll be driving new SUV’s and living in the nice part of town with all the other doctors and lawyers. We will be going on family vacations to the Bahamas and have matching Ralph Lauren luggage and linen pants. Carefree! Rich! Raking in theContinue reading “The healthcare of stereotypes.”

Hi. I haven’t been around much. You see, a while back I got this email that was all “HI CASEY WANT A BLOGGING JOB?” and I was all “WHOASA YES I LIKE BLOGGING JOBS!” And then I got an email (okay like a hundred back and forth) that said “HI WE NEED 15 POSTS FROMContinue reading “Can you be savvy while sleepy?”