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Okay, truth is, you don’t eat fried Pepsi. That is if you know what’s good for you. “BUT WHY?” you ask. Because you won’t poop for four days after eating it. That’s why. For those of you who want to know about fried Pepsi, here’s the deal. A bunch of guys in a mobile fryContinue reading “Hot: Day 15-How to eat fried Pepsi.”

So the moosh and I have this friend named Ben. Ben is eight years old. Ben has a dad named Bennie. Ben and Bennie make amazing artwork together. the moosh has an original Ben and Bennie hanging in her bedroom. We both looove it. I’d show you a picture of it but the moosh isContinue reading “Hot: Day 14-Guest Postage”

This is not a recipe for the faint of heart. If the idea of baking makes your left eye twitch, walk away and hope that someday you’ll have dinner at my house and that I’ll make this. However, if you looove a challenge, go forth and pick out some ‘nuts. Coconut Prep 3 coconuts, drillContinue reading “Hot: Day 11-Coconut Cake”

Remember when we went to the Indiana State Fair last year? This year only solidified my love for the fair. I love, LOVE the Indiana State Fair. Love. Not even kidding. Love. (And it wasn’t even that hot this year, thanks for a fairly mild summer Indiana, seriously, thanks.)

In most fancy restaurants I’ve been to, proper attire is considered to be a collared shirt — sometimes with a tie — and maybe even a sportcoat. In Indiana? As long as you have sleeves, yer good to go. And even though Illinois is only one state that-a-way, I’m sure they don’t mind their neighborContinue reading “Hot: Day 9-Hot in photos Part I”

I haven’t showered for three days. No particular reason, just never really crossed my mind as something urgent that needed to be done. I’m considering taking it as personal challenge to see how long I can go without a shower, to see who would have the balls to say something to me. Nah, not really.Continue reading “Hot: Day 8-Pee-eww”

The first time the moosh and I cruised around in rented wheels it was in this stupid thing. The second time was the same model, just not a convertible. the moosh was pissed. But we did have satellite radio. (Which simply means two hundred extra stations of crap.) Today however we hit the motherlode. AContinue reading “Hot: Day 7-Another rental car.”

Yes. Video has appeared with me shaking my can. BUT! Thankfully the cameras weren’t rolling when I busted loose to my all time favorite dance along song. You wanna see me do the sit dance in my car? Or your car? Or in the middle of the street? Or on the top level of Macy*sContinue reading “Hot: Day 6-Hot sit dance party.”

Someone’s going to be losing a lot of hair and it’s all my fault. Andrea from Mommy’s Martini is the winner of the Mooshwhoorly hair contest. She’s over at Hair Thursday waiting for you to vote on how much hair she should lose. So go! Make Andrea HOT! ***comments off, you’re supposed to be makingContinue reading “Hot: Day 4-Hot Hair”

Mmm, dinner. Ingredients: 12 oz. Fettuccine (I actually prefer long egg noodles if you can find them, TRADER JOE’S!) 1 tablespoon butter 1 large shallot, finely chopped (this is a shallot) 1/4 c. heavy cream about 2 cups of frozen peas (depending on how much you love the peas.) 8 slices of proscuitto (4 oz./1Continue reading “Hot: Day 2-Pea and Proscuitto Pasta”