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I hate saying “I’m a mom.” I also don’t like saying “My husband is in Law School.” I feel that both descriptions give a stereotypical image to whoever is hearing them. When someone says “I’m a mom/dad,” the childless will most likely picture lazy afternoons spent on the couch with children playing about your feet.Continue reading “Titles vs. Truths.”

Remember when I was all “OOH! I HAVE A HAIR GIRL! OOH SHE’S AWESOME! LOOK WHAT SHE DID!” Refresher, she did this: Well shortly after telling everyone about her and raving about her, she busted up her shoulder and is no longer able to do hair. I’ve been in mourning. Unable to face another stylistContinue reading “Follicular Miracles Part Deux”

I am currently in a bet with my husband that I can have a good attitude for seven whole days. Some of you just gasped! Wondering how anyone in their right mind could go seven whole days with a sunshine sparkle outlook on life. Others of you gasped! Wondering what the hell my problem isContinue reading “Attitude Shmattitude”

Blog burnout. We’ve all suffered it. We’ve all felt guilty about it. Laaaaaaame. I personally haven’t had much to write about. I took my kid to a horse show, to pick raspberries and to get her some new pants that go past her ankle bone. Last night we hit up the circus and today we’reContinue reading “blog fizzle. fo’ shizzle.”

With motherhood, marriage and the loss of certain calendar spreads, it becomes more and more obvious that I will never be a lot of things. But with wifehood and motherhood also comes a new appreciation for what I can, and hopefully will accomplish. I will never be the hot chick on the back of someContinue reading “never always.”

Man dudes, NaBloPoMo kicked my trash this year. So in turn, I’m going to discuss kids kicking other kids trash. It’s inevitable that when you put a bunch of kids under 6 together there will always be someone crying. Such was the case tonight at a neighborhood barbecue. Someone was always bawling because someone elseContinue reading “Hot: Day 31-The End.”

If you’re reading this it means that I am in the backseat of my car being driven to Ann Arbor Michigan to watch Utah hopefully beat Michigan at football. If Utah can win in the Big House it means that today will be one of the greatest days of Cody’s life. Look for me onContinue reading “Hot: Day 30-It’s almost over.”

The internets have come together to auction off over 165 items (165!) with all the proceeds going to Christian and Stephanies mounting hospital bills and family. (Want the full story, check here.) So go over to Design Mom for a full list of everything biddable. I’m currently bidding on a handmade shawl. Dude, this stuffContinue reading “Happy Nie Nie Day.”

Last week I went to the doctor in hopes of finding something to explain my big mysterious symptom. Someday I’m going to befriend a doctor and somehow trick him into telling me the truth about patients like me. And what kind of patient am I? One that goes in with a symptom of “sleepiness.” OrContinue reading “Hot: Day 28-Useless Symptoms”

The competition is on. And you’d better believe I’m representing. Why you should vote for me (besides the strong desire to have me hanging on your wall for 28-31 days in 2009), YouTube style. Here’s the link to the Hot Blogger Calendar poll. Here’s the poll itself (3/4 of the way down-Moosh in Indy)