Category Archives: Too lazy to label.

I’ve mentioned before that my alarm clock wears footie pajamas and requires cereal. When she was tiny I was awoken with demands of rubber nipples and warm milk. When she was a little bigger I was awoken with her sumo slamming her feet into her mattress. A little later I was awoken to sweet babyContinue reading “good mooshning.”

High school was not my thing. I did well academically, but socially? Let’s just say election Sarah Palin has nothing on high school Casey. Many people are very happy to escape high school. To move away from the hallowed halls of their alma mater and all the catty rumor spreading garbage that comes along withContinue reading “High School Boosical.”

Hi, hello, how are you? No one left me any great news while I was gone, am I to assume this was the most boring week ever for all of you? C’mon, my best friend’s kid was LIFEFLIGHTED, surely something happened to at least one of you? Preferably not involving helicopters and hospitals? I myselfContinue reading “On the 10th day of Disney…”

Originally posted September 27, 2007 ******************** Did your son come home the other night without these on his feet? Did he tell you how he lost them? No? Well, allow me. Your kid was breaking into our car a couple of nights ago and my husband (we’ll call him Captain Awesome for the time being)Continue reading “From the Archives: Is your punk son missing his shoes?”

Originally posted August 9, 2007 *********************** Our main library is temporarily housed in a scary old government building that gives one the feeling that they are going to have their soul sucked out by Dementors around every corner. Shelves are stacked in every nook, cranny and in every possible old scary room that was accessible.Continue reading “From the Archives: What’s Dewey Decimal for Naked?”

Originally posted July 31, 2007 ****************** I promise when this happened I wasn’t reading any sort of bloggish thing online.* *this is a total lie. I was cured all right. -Alex de Large

Originally published February 15, 2007 ********************** That whole excitement of the new bed, you know, the one that always ends up with her face down and fast asleep? Gone. It has been replaced with the moosh staying wide awake for hours kicking the walls. Why? Just because she can. Thankfully (knock on wood) she hasn’tContinue reading “From the Archives: mooshnipulation.”

I can’t stand it when people rub their vacations in your face. We leave for Disneyworld in about 17 hours. This is our first real family vacation ever. So I’m going to do a little rubbing. It’s such a big deal I’m making tiny grandma, grandpa poopsie and my sissy go with us. None ofContinue reading “Vacashawha?”

Does anybody else love places that specialize in one thing? I DO! I DO! I love knowing you’re going into a place where they do one thing because they do that one thing well. Think In-N-Out burger in California. You can have a hamburger or a cheeseburger. The end. Not a hamburger or maybe aContinue reading “Learning to love Indianapolis, one cupcake eating monkey at a time.”