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The scene: Grandma Flower, Grandpa Fish and me standing around a very crowded fridge, pumpkin pie in hand. Me: (to grandma) If there were ever a reality competition of fridge stuffing, you’d totally win. Grandma: You know who’s really good at rearraging and stuffing a fridge? Your pop. Grandpa: (with a proud smile) I playContinue reading “Another practical application of video games.”

Over the past two days FedEx has shown up with seven seperate boxes with three different laptops, a printer, some software, some other techy thing and the thing I write to you from tonight. The HP TouchSmart. 25.5″ of Hi-Def touchscreen touchyness. Or better known around this house as the thing that may lead allContinue reading “Token Thankfulness.”

The scene: the moosh, Grandpa Fish and me playing Candyland. (For the three thousandth time. Seriously.) the moosh: I don’t want to play anymore. me: I don’t think that’s an option, grandpa’s winning, he has the winning fire in his eyes. the moosh: I have bags under my eyes. *scene*

Yeah. I KNOW. Be sure to check back for when this baby goes live, you’ll only have a week to enter once it does. (UPDATE: My contest will go live on December 3rd, participating sites will go live, four at a time, beginning Black Friday, November 28th, 2008. I will be announcing my winner DecemberContinue reading “Ready for something HUMUNGOBUNGUS?”

I know there’s a lot of you who read this stuff. Big people, little people, people who swear, old people, young people, church people, drunk people, dog people, cat people, important people, even people who don’t stop and say hi when they see me in Costco. (I’m looking at you Jenn.) I’m never really embarrassedContinue reading “mortimooshcation.”

I’m sitting in a Starbucks in Orange County, California in boots, jaunty wool cap and sweater. I know it’s November but I’m surrounded by Palm Trees and capris in 80 degree weather. I feel a little out of place. I’m also the only girl under 50 in a 50 mile radius who is not wearingContinue reading “Out of Season/Place”

Dear AT&T, Ha ha, you funny jokers you. I logged onto your att.com site today to tell you that I have no dial tone and that my phone isn’t working. Your first instructions to me were “call our 24/7 customer service line.” Of course in my head I think “CALL! Immediate results!” Then I rememberContinue reading “Phoney irony.”

A hairdresser I used to go to claimed that how you hang up your toilet paper is a window into your personality. I have yet to change a roll of toilet paper without thinking about him and his tp tarot. So I put it forth to you. If you are a back roller it meansContinue reading “tp tarot.”

We took our kid to Disneyworld to hang out with princesses. (And to spend time with each other and my family and blah blah blah tender moments brought to you by Disney.) You know that smile your kid gets where they are so happy that even their spleen is smiling? The one that lights upContinue reading “So much smiling your cheeks will hurt.”