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…no one can deny the sparkle of this season. I hope you are all somewhere safe and warm with the ones you love. I know I am, and for this I am grateful. Happy Birthday Jesus.

While I could give you a list of “chores” I abhor and avoid until absolutely necessary, I could just as easily give you a list of “chores” that I secretly get excited about. Or better yet, how to get me to do chores at your house without even asking. 1. Leave your clean laundry outContinue reading “Have floor? Will suck.”

****COMMENTS CLOSED. Contest over. The winner of the 90 WPM dress is Britt from Kisses of Angels. Congrats lady! To everyone else who entered, remember you can still get 15% off your entire order from shabby apple with code “mooshinindy15off” through February 1st**** Modesty is a big deal to me. For both religious reasons andContinue reading “how do you like them shabby apples?”

I am currently writing this with the equivalent of a very tasty breakfast smeared on my face. It involves oatmeal, sugar and a few other random things floating around my MIL’s kitchen. Google told me how. Well, google told me to try some jojoba oil and I told google that when I step outside IContinue reading “Cheaping Beauty.”

Two million one hundred and two thousand four hundred minutes. That’s how many minutes the moosh will have been in this world as of 4:23 pm today. I was watching her sleep today and wondered what memories she’s going to keep from her childhood.  Will she remember catching snowflakes on her tongue? Will she rememberContinue reading “2,102,400.”

Trying to decide who to give $6,000 worth of HP technology to is like trying to name which kid is your favorite without feeling like guilty garbage. My parents can attest that I have been a wreck. As soon as I thought I had the winner pinned down I got another dozen brilliant entries. ToContinue reading “HP Weiner.”

When the moosh first switched over from a crib she’d fall out of bed, then run into the wall trying to find her way back into bed. It was very funny to hear from downstairs. *BOOM*shuffle shuffle*THUMP*WHAA!* We then installed a ramp of pillows so she’s simply roll out of bed instead of fall outContinue reading “tinkerpooped.”

I hate my knees. They are soft and chubby with just a little too much extra, flab.  I keep them covered by pants, dresses, boots, long shorts, you name it. I deny the existence of my chubby knees. Who cares what they look like as long as they work right? I also don’t appreciate howContinue reading “inseCURE.”

Let’s say I have $6,000 worth of HP technology sitting in my living room. Because I do. Now let’s say that I’m going to be giving away all $6,000 worth of HP technology that is sitting in my living room TO ONE PERSON. Let’s pretend that one person could be YOU. Because it could be.Continue reading “HP Magic Giveaway.”

I used to be one of those people who never won anything, wah. Then came the internet. If you’re pretty active on the internet and have never won anything?  It’s safe to say you’re doing it wrong, or you’re entering the contests and giveaways I’m busy winning. I’ve won a personalized book, an apron, aContinue reading “I am the wiener.”