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So about two weeks ago I drove everyone I know nuts trying to get entries to win $5K from Quaker Oats for a local food bank. My obnoxiousness paid off since Quaker will be donating $5K to Gleaners food bank in Indianapolis. WHEE! Here I go being obnoxious again, you see this time Tyson chickenContinue reading “the squeaky wheel gets the goods.”

I tried Vlogging. I failed. Vlogging is a lot of work and I talk too much. I also forgot how much I don’t like my nose and the sound of my own voice. I have been with my family hanging out in New Mexico where it’s warm and sunny. It’s really hard to sit downContinue reading “Lost in New Mexico.”

In case you’re one of those people that need the full story, day one is here…day two is here. Real life time and vacation time are two different worlds. If you asked me to be somewhere at 11am here at home? I’d be wide awake, well fed and prepared for the day. Ask me toContinue reading “Cue Squees in 3..2…1…NYC Day 3”

I get motion sick easily. Even more so on a plane. However when I take Dramamine I tend to smash into glass walls at hotels and leave face smudges. Now I’ve never been on one of those express planes before, BEFORE TUESDAY THAT IS. Wow. It’s like being loaded into a paper towel tube withContinue reading “big cupcakes/big apple-day 1.”

This is me with Vivienne Tam. Gracious, gentle, kind, radiant Vivienne Tam. World renowned fashion designer Vivienne Tam. Not only am I in the same picture as her in her Boutique on Mercer in New York City, I am wearing a dress of her very own design from her spring collection that she gave me.Continue reading “beginning at the end.”

Let’s just take a minute and talk about the hotel I’m in. Lit closet rod bar. Water that appears as if from no where. Snacks in tidy little (albeit expensive) plexiglass jars. A pink flame throw pillow. A Kaleidoscope. The unbearably touchable alarm clock. AND! Friendly envelopes. Not pictured is the reflective headboard (!!!), theContinue reading “the shiniest hotel room. ever.”

It’s Valentine’s Day #8 for us, and may I just say it’s nice that we both kind of remembered this year given our long standing tradition of forgetting important moments in our relationship. (See birthday of ’04, Valentine’s of ’05 and Anniversary of ’02, ’03 and maybe ’06 and ’07) I’m not going to lie,Continue reading “Dear man who sleeps in my bed every night,”

…it’s Q-U-A-K-E-R! My oats also make this: Vanilla Raspberry Oatmeal Brulee In fact here’s me with my main Quaker man first thing in the morning headed down to make some. (Dude, if you have ever tried it, or can even imagine, you’ll know why I’m so stoked in the picture.) Not everyone has a chefsContinue reading “OH! My oats they have a first naaaame…”

When I get into heaven the person who invented the epidural had better be sitting on a plush golden throne with massagers and personal waiters. I will go up to them kiss their feet, offer them cake and show them my boobs. (Okay so maybe not the boobs.) However when and if I ever comeContinue reading “Prenatal Vitamins. WHAT THE?”

I have confidence in saying that the party starts when and wherever I show up. There are dozens of other photos on dozens of other memory cards out there that can confirm this fact. (If you have photos from closing night karaoke? mooshinindy (ta) gmail (tod) com.) Little Debbie (which thanks to a weekend inContinue reading “What Michael Phelps, Little Debbie and I have in common.”