Category Archives: Too lazy to label.

I love to make out with my husband. (OH HAI DAD! CEASE AND DESIST! CEASE AND DESIST!) It’s true. After eight years Cody still does it for me. Regularly. Sometimes even multiple times. ARE YOU BLUSHING? You shouldn’t be, really. It’s completely natural and frankly if you have a kid EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DID IT AT SOMEContinue reading “making out is awesome.”

Guess what I did. A) I lost to a cat in heat who confused my legs with a potential mate. B) I lost to a brand new razor. C) I lost to a jelly jar that smashed to smithereens on my freshly washed floor. D) I lost to a weed whacker. E) SWINE FLU! (SoContinue reading “maybe I fell down the stairs, AGAIN.”

April 2009 will not go down in history as the BEST! MONTH! EVER! for anyone I know. Me included. However. April 2009 will go down as one of the most blessed months of my life. For every horrible thing that knocked me down this month, there was a net already in place to catch me.Continue reading “*ahem* it’s my birthday.”

I’m sitting outside Starbucks on Wilshire in my easter egg pocket sized rental car watching the palm trees, the clouds and the very expensive cars drive by. I believe there is a law in LA that no one is to drive a car on a main street unless it was manufactured before 2004 unless saidContinue reading “purple, ham and a fluttery lashes.”

This is my friend Heather (Hedder.) About a year ago I put Hedder through a DTI interview. (Determine the relationship interview.(And no, I’m not kidding.)) I don’t throw around the term Best Friend loosely and I certainly don’t want to be handing it out to people who are only mutually lukewarm to my existence. AfterContinue reading “hedder spohr like mold.”

The world lost one of the sweetest little kids to ever grace this earth today. Madeline Alice Spohr, daughter of my beloved Heather passed away today. Please, donate to the March of Dimes over there –> so one day, every baby will be born healthy. And so no parent will ever have to go throughContinue reading “Maddie Moo.”

House flippers must be optimistic, masochistic, jerky people. Optimistic because frankly after some of the houses I’ve walked into over the last month? You would need a really sunny disposition and glass half full mentality to even envision anything but a pee stained hole in the walls hot mess of a house. Even if IContinue reading “buying a house is NOT a fun process.”

Meet Hooves. Hooves joined our family via gift card about eight years ago. He’s cleaned every room of every apartment Cody and I have lived in since we got married. It’s travelled across the entire country and was even detailed by a circa 1960’s Electrolux and entire box of Swiffer dusting cloths during my pregnantContinue reading “Hooves the vacuum and his imminent retirement party.”

As part of the Vivienne Tam campaign I was given three Vivienne Tam mice (mouses?) to do with what I please. These babies are hard to come by. I’m giving you the chance to win one (I have three.) Seriously, did I mention how hard these are to come by? Or how pretty they are?Continue reading “you may win a pretty mouse for filling a truck.”

I successfully ridded tiny gramma of a decade better left forgotten last night night. We spent most of the weekend combing through consignment stores, we LOVE consignment stores. The two of us together are unstoppable. The quest to introduce more color into my moms very drab monotone wardrobe was successful. However, upon inspecting her closetContinue reading “consigning a tiny decade.”