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There are certain things in life that we all have in common, married, unmarried or divorced. Religious or not. Parent or childless. Man or woman. These are the things that allow us to relate to almost every human on the planet, if we can’t relate to someone with one of these criteria then we canContinue reading “when the have/have nots met the woulda/shouldas”

I am not a food blogger. Food blogging is a whole mess of work between the photography, the steps, the presentation and THOSE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT BETTER. (I’m looking at you CORN SNOBS.) Blah. So I made these muffins today. Only I made them in my muffinContinue reading “food blogging in the time of floods.”

I have to hurry up and write this while I’m coherent and sane. Had I sat down and written this four hours ago when I originally intended to you would all be cocking your heads doing the “AWW.” thing offering to send me puppies and rubbing your rosaries for me and my poor tortured spirit.Continue reading “crash test lupron red.”

Go here for the panda backstory. (thanks Della)

I don’t have the energy level it requires to maintain a complaint. I get very complacent very quickly and so when I burst into passionate annoyance or over the top dissatisfaction I rarely have the gusto to follow it up. Then I just feel like a jerk. Getting angry about stuff takes too much energy.Continue reading “some fire, way more fizzle.”

My big ads are gone. After staring at my site tonight  and being disappointed with the Internet in general I realized that I don’t even like Ragu, I like to take pictures. Besides, I buy Prego (when I don’t make my own from scratch with organic homegrown tomatoes and herbs of course.) When I drinkContinue reading “I will not be bought, only borrowed, occasionally.”

Chevy is a sponsor of this thing in Chicago. They had a silver Camaro sitting on the expo floor. I asked if I could sit in it. Not only did they say yes, they said there was one outside THAT I COULD DRIVE. And it was yellow. So I did. (turn up the sound toContinue reading “camarohmygosh.”

Twitter. A place of unending entertainment. Mother of a four year old. Another place of unending entertainment. (And stickers on your face to negate your existence.) The other night I sent out this tweet. Within a few minutes I had a few responses. and then came the request for a picture. take a minute. soakContinue reading “twarbie.”

“Would you say you’ve met people you could call your friends online?” “Of course. I flew out in less that 24 hours to be by the side of a friend whom I consider to be one of the closest I have ever had whom I met online and had only met in person three timesContinue reading “what are miles when we have wireless?”