things i’ve learned while buying our first house.

I’ve learned it takes a special kind of man to be an exterminator. I’ve learned that sending fecal matter to a certain CEO of a certain bank is very illegal. I’ve learned that I am exactly the type of person who needs to be married to a lawyer so that I don’t end up actuallyContinue reading “things i’ve learned while buying our first house.”

an open letter to the people who stand between my house and me.

To: Giant Bank Handling our Home Loan. From: Me. RE: You really kind of stink at doing your job. September 22, 2009 ********* Hello everyone involved in our nightmare! I’m sure my husband will not condone this email but I have to write it. If Giant Bank Inc. wants my honest feedback? I’m ready toContinue reading “an open letter to the people who stand between my house and me.”