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***UPDATED BELOW*** (AGAIN!) I’m not one to get all up in arms about this sort of thing. But after my experience tonight JCPenney has got me thinking. I went into their store looking for a specific curtain rod. It was on sale online but not in the store. This was the first hiccup. However theContinue reading “the jcpenney cyber monday fail. (turned success!)”

I would like you all to know that my Thanksgiving plate was perfectly divided into sixths with nothing overlapping. I do not like my foods to touch. Syrup and eggs on the same plate? I’d rather wear ill fitting skinny jeans everyday for a month in August. While pregnant. Cody on the other hand pilesContinue reading “mushy dinner, brains and fingers. otherwise known as an update? maybe?”

As many of you may know I went to Butterball University and was glazed in turkey wisdom. All I learned and all you should know is yonder…at the Butterball Blog. Here’s the thing. (And I’m not saying this because they paid me to.) The turkey talk line is like real life google for turkeys onlyContinue reading “for those about to baste…”

the moosh has a crush on the guy doing the work on our house. She says his name all drawn out and flirty. She draws him pictures and asks him “whatchadooin?” Really? Can’t blame her. Because as of today my bathroom went from looking like this: To this: This utterly weird built in desk hasContinue reading “our! first! house! (during. part II)”

“Peyton was so bummed when she found out they didn’t have an Asian American Girl doll. And then when they finally come out with guess what? She lives in San Francisco, is a gymnast and her dad owns a restaurant. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s also really good at math and a horrible driver.”Continue reading “anissa.”

Good luck getting that big thing out of you darling.

Shh! I have a secret to tell you! There’s this contest going on, and only a few people know about it, you’re one of them because you read my blog. (LUCKY YOU!) In September I gave away memberships to Maghound, like Netflix only for magazines. Well the giveaway just got sweeter. They’re offering you, asContinue reading “probably the best. contest. ever.”

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Before Pictures Here. It is a surreal feeling walking into YOUR house for the first time. Sadly my first thought when I looked up as Cody was unlocking the door was “Holy shneikies. This is all mine. To clean.” But the carpets containing years of someone else’s toenails and spilled ketchup are gone. GONE. AndContinue reading “our! first! house! (during. part I)”

Addie and I were there on Maddie’s first birthday. One year ago today. We ate cream puffs hung out in a swanky (albeit pretentious) lunch clubhouse for little kids (and their nannies apparently) and I even stole (okay, took with permission) some toy guitars in homage to Maddie’s rock star of a dad. I wouldContinue reading “two would be today.”