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If you’re new here or just need a refresher, I barf so much, so often and so violently when I am pregnant that the capillaries in my face rupture. POP! Whee! I just got done being pregnant for the second time about 6 months ago and spent much of my pregnancy learning to love myContinue reading “the one about my face. again.”

Want to know something really disgusting? I really am this happy. And it’s pretty much all this baby’s fault. (Who is also really is this happy.) She is my whole soul.

“Your belly is still squashy.” *poke poke poke* “That’s because it carried two babies. The more babies it carries the more babies I have to snuggle, the softer my belly needs to be. Would you want to snuggle with a hard mom?” “Nope. So that’s why your chest is squashy and your bum is squashyContinue reading “squashy parts.”

I haven’t seen the sun for five days. It is currently rainy and cold, my dishwasher is broken and my house is in total upheaval from my recent return from Canada. My baby is sick, the bigger one is getting sick and I have a canker the size of Siberia. I am very busy withContinue reading “a perfect storm.”

If I could put you girls on a path in life it would lead to exactly where I’m at right now. Well, not exactly. It would be weird to have yourselves as daughters and marry your dad…what I mean is that above anything else this world has to offer, I want you to end upContinue reading “brite wisdom for the littles.”

I am quite possibly the last person on Earth who should be doing tech reviews. My friend Patric is much better at those and called the Motorola Droid Bionic his new favorite 4G smart phone, hands down. The only other 4G phone that I have used was an HTC Thunderbolt, which I liked, but IContinue reading “this actually may be the droid you’re looking for…{review}”

Cody: You wouldn’t stay there!? Me: NO! NO NO NON ON ONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONO. NO. Cody: But… Me: NO. Cody: There’s a water slide! Me: Through SHARKS. A water slide THROUGH SHARKS. Cody: You wouldn’t ride that? Me: NO! WHAT IF IT EXPLODED! Cody: If that tube exploded I would grab a shard of glass, kill allContinue reading “one of my biggest fears? deep water.”

Can’t see the video? Click here. ************ Just another little project I’m doing with Hallmark. I love Hallmark, for so many reasons. While I am being compensated for my participation, my love for them is strong and pure. Have you signed up for their emails? You should, they’re pretty.

I had this review all ready to go. Then the mailman rang my doorbell and delivered the second device I’ll be reviewing over the next several months in cooperation with Verizon. Y’all. I finally have a smartphone that I don’t have to give back after a week. And it is SMART. I thought the HTCContinue reading “Motorola Xoom + Bionic-September Edition”

I have never been super obsessed over a particular music group or band. However I have a very passionate spot for insanely talented, truly smart and oh so quirky artists. Lady Gaga? Love you. Hard. I may not let my kid watch your videos or listen to your music (hell, I barely do), but weContinue reading “dirty musical love affairs.”