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“Is this why people buy Apple?” “NO DAD. This is just a little glitch. I’m sure I can get it fixed.” “I’ve never heard of an iPhone suddenly shutting down.” “Oh dad, when this phone works again I am going to SHOW YOU.” I bought a Samsung Skyrocket SII in January. My first real smartphoneContinue reading “he didn’t even charge me.”

Most people have an opinion on how Babble is run. I hate slideshows! Why so much controversy? Why do you write so much? WHYYYY? I write at least 40 articles a month for Babble. I have been for the past 7 months. Some really cool opportunities have come about because of it and let’s beContinue reading “(babble) the babbled truth.”

Raise your right hand, repeat after me…”I promise to be honest and faithful (and not forget) my tooth fairy duties.“ Addie’s January in photos and her February in photos. (Who cares if it’s the middle of March?) Addie built sandcastles, only to destroy them. BikiniGate 2012. Part 1 here. Part 2? This was the firstContinue reading “(big babble) addie loves (to) ketchup”

Remember when blogs were just parents posting videos of their kids doing supposedly cute stuff but no one really cared but the parents and maybe a few grandparents, aunts and uncles? This is one of those videos. moosh in indy. Blogging like it’s 2007. (Also, how cute is Cody’s talk to the baby voice?)

First of, here’s a collection of Vivi’s last five weeks in photos. (Whew, totally fell behind there.) Second here’s a video of Vivi trying her first lemon and a video of Vivi making ridiculous baby mouth noises. Here’s Vivi’s first TV appearance! Yes! She’s strapped to me and we’re on live TV! I’m so inContinue reading “(baby babble) holy catch up batman!”

“Of course it matches, IT’S ALL FLOWERS.” Argue with that logic. Last month I wrote about why Addie had never worn a bikini, and why I wouldn’t be buying her one anytime soon on babble. Whoops. Commenters who didn’t know my family or me at all began predicting a future where Addie goes to schoolContinue reading “project mooshway.”

Vivi is army crawling, only it is not sneaky or stealth at all. She grunts with every scoot and squeals with every stop. Today in the bathtub she squealed so loud I lost full hearing capacity for approximately seven minutes. Yesterday she ate something that made her fart like a grandpa today, one was soContinue reading “stinky baby six teeth five years and ten months (updated for brain farts)”

Oh hey, how’s it going? Here? Just another weekday afternoon. Whoa, wait, what are you doing back there Addie? You realize the baby has no idea what’s going on Addie? ADDIE? What’s in your hands!? BOP! Oh, well, the baby thought that was kind of funny. It was kind of funny. OH…HEY! BABY! INCOMING!!

When it came time to write my post for Hallmark last month I felt as though I had said everything there was to be said about Addie as a big sister, short of showing you a picture of my heart exploding with love I couldn’t think of anything else to say. I asked Cody ifContinue reading “cody’s little women.”

Allow me to sum up my February for you: Different hotels slept in: 4 Planes taken: 5 Nights spent sleeping in my own bed: 9 Nights spent sleeping in the car: 2 States visited: 8 WHEW. That being said I’m desperately attempting to play catch up to my duties as a responsible adult (see: laundry,Continue reading “let’s learn how to shoot people together.”