a cautionary tale about rescue dogs and toeless cats.

The one Monday we had a dog, things didn’t go so well. Mae was supposed to go left, instead she went right. My bedroom door was supposed to be closed, instead it was open. An epic chase ensued. Wink climbed walls, bounced off windows, ran through tiny spaces and bounced so high off Addie’s bedContinue reading “a cautionary tale about rescue dogs and toeless cats.”

one year, two cats >(^._.^)(^._ ^)< and a holiday.

Today is National Cat Day. Let us all give a celebratory ‘mrow’ and take seven naps out of respect and honor for the feline. Yesterday was Wink and Percy’s one year adoptiversary. They celebrated by kneading my boobs and walking across my keyboard, today they will be getting rabies shots and thermometers up their puckers.Continue reading “one year, two cats >(^._.^)(^._ ^)< and a holiday.”

wherein my cats eat like kings. very rich and spoiled kings.

Riddle me this. Clearance kitty with bonus toes, one eye and a lopped off ear has had absolutely no problems adjusting to life in our house. Aside from inching closer and closer to Cody’s face in the middle of the night as he sleeps, clearance kitty has been a rescue kitty dream come true, well,Continue reading “wherein my cats eat like kings. very rich and spoiled kings.”

master of the (random) ankle biting universe.

DUDE YOU GUYS I CAN TASTE SUNSHINE. This cat, he hides in the curtains all “YOU CAN’T SEE ME” style and then runs out and attacks your ankles as you walk by. Ninja style suckas! Then there’s the one eyed cat who got tangled up in a cord tonight and tried to escape by chewingContinue reading “master of the (random) ankle biting universe.”

how cats are good for your inner thighs and bad for your rear.

For some reason these cats think that right behind our feet is the place to be. Especially when we’re in the kitchen. Wink gets a 50% pass with the whole one eye thing, but Percy…Percy’s sneaky and fits right in my blind spot. I nearly tripped on the darn cat twice, which caused me toContinue reading “how cats are good for your inner thighs and bad for your rear.”