From sea to shining dirty hobo.

Heather, Meghan and I all met up in Santa Barbara for the moosh’s first view of the ocean. She even touched it. She didn’t like it. But she touched it. I saw a hobo (insert inappropriate description of “self pleasure” here). I also saw a “lady of the night.” Or as another trolly passenger putContinue reading “From sea to shining dirty hobo.”

And on the eighth day, God created cousins.

I have one cousin on my mom’s side. Only my one cousin is way more awesome than a dozen of your cousins put together. Sorry. I was at his house the other day when an email came in asking for a recent professional photo of me for a calendar. (Yes, that calendar, I technically endedContinue reading “And on the eighth day, God created cousins.”