Category Archives: I’m a Mormon!

That whole hot mess in Texas? Completely different religion than mine. I’d like to tell you the whole history of the FLDS church but I’m not sure where to go for reliable information. I do know that my church put out a press release explaining the difference and I’d encourage you to read it sinceContinue reading “FLDS vs. LDS”

Hello, your friendly neighborhood Mormon here to ask about Ash Wednesday. Nope, we don’t do Ash Wednesday, nor do we do Lent. So needless to say we are easily confused when we see people with ash smudges walking around Target. Cody thought it was a joke he wasn’t in on, I was oblivious and myContinue reading “Ash Wednesday, moosh style.”

You may not like Mormons all that much, you may enjoy thinking we’re big bunches of crazy more than acknowledging that we share the same air as you, but woo ha you’ve gotta love that we are organized little buggers. (And by “we” I certainly don’t mean “me”, I mean all the people responsible forContinue reading “Prophets, Presidents and a Post, OH MY!”

I sometimes wonder what someone with all the patience in the world could do for the moosh. Someone who had the patience to sit down with her and teach her every time she asks “BUT WHY?” instead of answering “BECAUSE.” Someone who could not worry about time and just let her wander at her ownContinue reading “the moosh, The Witch and The Patience. ***updated***”

First of all.. ****To all the girls who keep hitting on Cody in my absence**** I understand. The whole strong silent type he’s got going? It’s very appealing, I should know, I was the original fool to fall for it. But serioulsy, lay off. See that ring? Left hand? Fourth finger in? He’s not leaving meContinue reading “Why I’d rather be Mormon than President.”

I’m going to be posting every day in December. I won’t see Cody for another 19 days, I will be stuck in the middle of the nowhere until January 7th and I will be stuck here with 5 nephews who happen to embody everything I fear about boys and children in general. Ah, the holidays.Continue reading “My OxyClean Testimony.”

Remember how I said Sundays here at moosh in indy were going to be all about clearing up the stereotypical fog surrounding us Mormons? Well, sorry, I got all boo hoo whiney missy over my husband who just happens to be 1,500 miles away and skipped the lesson for last week. Again, I’m not tryingContinue reading “And on the seventh day, we had more leftover turkey.”

Until packing up and moving across the country when Cody graduated I had lived in the same five mile radius my entire life. What this means is that almost every memory, both good and bad, happened in this five mile radius. The same five mile radius in which I am currently staying. Cody asked my dadContinue reading “Utah’s Moldy.”

Hello all, it’s Sunday, I’m at church. I’ve decided to make Sundays in November days to bring light to this painfully misunderstood religion of mine. And really, who better to learn about the church from than someone who originally joined for all the wrong reasons? (Oh, and to explain the two weddings, I had toContinue reading “Doing my part to make Mormons a little less crazy misunderstood.”

Welcome to part IV of how the moosh came to be. Didn’t read parts I-III? Start here and work your way to today. NaBloPoMo is fluid like that. And I’m just lazy enough not to link. MousekerReady! MousekerSet? Here we go! (SAHM’s, you totally got that one right?) *********** “So let’s make out!” “Nope, I’llContinue reading “Lush to Mormon in no time flat.”