Category Archives: I’m a Mormon!

My favorite blogger has always been and I dare say always will be Metalia. If you do not read her, go read this post, come back and you’ll know why I adore her so. If you do read her? Enjoy this-what happens when an overtired Jew and a punchy Mormon stay on chat too late.Continue reading “What do you get when you cross a Jew and a Mormon in google chat?”

Hmm. So I had this brilliant idea to do NaBloPoMo this month. (You know, where I post everyday for a month?) It’s good for me, I’m always happy when I do it. But it’s only May 2nd, it’s 10:52 PM and I’ve spent the last ten minutes staring at a blinking cursor. Oddly enough IContinue reading “You say bible, I say, uh, bible.”

I do know this person in real life, however all identifying references have been removed. (If you’d like to out yourself man, be my guest but I’m going to respect your privacy as not all the internet is as forgiving as others.) I share this with you because I’ve found that a lot of peopleContinue reading “why finding God is a tricky business.”

“Dear Heavenly Father, we are very thankful for this day and that I could play dress up with my friend. Please bless that we could have a baby sister and a crib to put her in. Be sure to give it to my mom when it gets here. Please bless that Santa Claus will beContinue reading “Are you there God? It’s me, the moosh.”

Could I have picked a more tense time to come to California? Nope. Want to see the formal Church response to all this “stuff?” Go here. Cody is well versed in the laws that are in question as far as the church being a not for profit organization, and a religion’s legal right to getContinue reading “Mormons and Prop 8, oh my.”

I wrote this guest post for Angella over at Dutch Blitz back in February. Love her. I think it’s this post comes up for air yet again on this cozy fall day in October. ************* Angella is generally around on Google Chat when trolls come knocking at my door and she does a lovely jobContinue reading “Nobody likes me everybody hates me. HA!”

Jesus jammies, freaky panties, garmies, magic underwear, secret undies. Believe me, I’ve heard them all. (If you want to go straight to the doctrine rich meaty explanation of garments please see this article written by formal  Salt Lake Temple president and former Seventy member Elder Carlos E. Asay. If you want my Layman’s definition, pleaseContinue reading “Mormon underwear.”

I saw this post over at BlogHer. It’s about Mormons, and hello, I am one. So is the author of the Vampire “Twilight” series. Everyone over their shock? Okay, good. This whole mess is exactly what I’m trying to clarify with my posts on religion. I don’t ask you to agree with me on myContinue reading “Hot: Day 12-Temper.”

I’ve found that some of you find it interesting that as a part of the LDS (Mormon) church (OOH! Religion! HOT TOPIC!) we attend church every week. For three hours. Yep. Every single week. Three hours. 180 minutes. Our first meeting is Sacrament, were we partake of bread and water in remembrance of the Savior.Continue reading “Hot: Day 3-Church.”

I don’t drink. Used to. Don’t anymore. In my choice of religion we are commanded to follow the Word of Wisdom. The word of wisdom basically breaks down to “eat stuff that’s good for you, avoid the stuff that’s bad for you.” Included in the list of things which are good for you are fruits,Continue reading “Crazy Sober Mormons.”