The one about the crazy lady (me) yelling on the plane (again.)

My husband feels this story needs to be told. I don’t feel that it needs to be, given that it is just another everyday occurrence in the life of being me. I have flown solo with the moosh on at least two dozen separate flights (Dear Airlines, THANKS FOR ALL THE DIRECT FLIGHTS TO INDIANA,Continue reading “The one about the crazy lady (me) yelling on the plane (again.)”

Maybe if I sing Manilow classics through my nose it will happen…

Nothing packs a wallop to a barren, unfruitful uterus like a Hollywood pregnancy.  I’m not even talking about celebrities, which BTW, Britney? Why do you get two? And Angelina? Don’t even get me started. I’m talking about movie pregnancies, television pregnancies and yes, even novel pregnancies. I threw Breaking Dawn against the wall when IContinue reading “Maybe if I sing Manilow classics through my nose it will happen…”

Resolutions: aka “voluntary ways to make yourself feel even more guilty.”

I used to make a grand list of resolutions. Lose 10 lbs., write a book, complete a triathlon…crap like that. I then became a little more realistic. Get to the weight on my driver’s license, stop using four letter words and run a mile without wanting to die. Then reality kicked in and my resolutionsContinue reading “Resolutions: aka “voluntary ways to make yourself feel even more guilty.””

celebrating the deep end of the gene pool.

Cody has four sisters. No brothers. Cody has one wife and one daughter, no sons. I distinctly remember walking through the grocery store with him tossing my feminine products in the air like a football, that’s when I realized how awesome a boy who grew up with nothing but girls could be. This is Cody’sContinue reading “celebrating the deep end of the gene pool.”