the one about all the stomach flu blues.

Hey. So I’m just going to go ahead and get it all out about today. Vomit. Vomit and poop for the last 48 hours from everyone but me. (SO FAR.) When there are three people suffering from this kind of sick and only one of the three is self sufficient that leaves me with theContinue reading “the one about all the stomach flu blues.”

did you know cats never forgive?

Cody’s been telling me all sorts of random facts about cats lately. “Did you know that 80% of cats carry a bacteria that causes depression in humans?” No, but I’m well aware husbands have a 100% chance of causing grumpiness in their wives. “Did you know cats just think of us as big clumsy cats?Continue reading “did you know cats never forgive?”

here’s what I don’t care about (sponsored by home run inn pizza)

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Home Run Inn Pizza. ******* I once saw a triangle with ‘sanity’ ‘clean house’ and ‘happy kids’ written at each corner. In the middle of the triangle it said PICK TWO. I picked happy kids and sanity. I can have a clean house whenContinue reading “here’s what I don’t care about (sponsored by home run inn pizza)”

reports from the polar vortex

To anyone who has never truly experienced humid cold, bless. Growing up in Utah where it would snow two feet overnight and one was still expected to make to school on time, the way Indiana reacts to weather has always amused me. Two hour delays and school cancellations for a few inches of snow. ADORABLE.Continue reading “reports from the polar vortex”

plastic surgery, perfection and please don’t let me screw this up.

I had my eyes checked today, they have continued to improve over the last several years. Three years ago my prescription continued to hold strong at -5.00 (twice legally blind! whee!) Last year I demoted (promoted?) to a -4.75. Today? -4.25! My eyesight is basically the only thing that has improved since turning 30. DON’TContinue reading “plastic surgery, perfection and please don’t let me screw this up.”

15 things about the past 15 days.

2014 is already 1/24th over and I’ve not done a thing around here, not that I haven’t wanted to — I’ve just been busy keeping other people alive. Tiring work, keeping other people alive. But I feel as though I need to give you a brief update, as well as document things for myself becauseContinue reading “15 things about the past 15 days.”