eating at BlogHer when you’re constantly feeding someone else. {sponsored}

So let’s pretend you’re at BlogHer ’11 and for whatever reason you don’t make it down to breakfast in time for whatever reason. (Sharing a room with six girls and one shower? Hangover? TINY LITTLE BABY ON HER OWN SCHEDULE?) Have you been to the Hillshire Farm booth? Where they will make you a deliciousContinue reading “eating at BlogHer when you’re constantly feeding someone else. {sponsored}”

the one about me not being able to breastfeed.

“Invented in the mid-1800’s as a last-ditch option for orphans and underweight babies, packaged infant formula has since been perfected to be a complete and reliable source of stress and shame for mothers.” -Tina Fey, Bossypants I do not produce breastmilk. I figured I’d better come clean on this whole subject since some of youContinue reading “the one about me not being able to breastfeed.”

i like spinach because my mom lied to me. {sponsored}

If you ask my mom about her greatest parenting accomplishments, getting my sister and me to fight over steamed spinach as kids by lying to us is certainly one of them. She told us they were ‘sweet leaves.’ I mean, c’mon, what kid isn’t going to want to eat sweet leaves? As I recall thereContinue reading “i like spinach because my mom lied to me. {sponsored}”

traveling with kids without traveling to the crazy farm. {sponsored}

Hey remember when I told you about that time we packed up and drove across the country with a two month old and a six year old? I didn’t? Yeah, that’s because I was hoping to never have to think about it ever again. Vivi lost her mind and decided she hated everyone and everythingContinue reading “traveling with kids without traveling to the crazy farm. {sponsored}”

drinking perfume in an attempt to sweat it out has crossed my mind…

It’s time to crowd source your brilliance. The past week temperatures in Indianapolis have been similar to the surface of the sun. For those of you unfamiliar with heat + humidity = heat index, imagine standing in front of a running semi on the hottest day you can imagine while wearing winter clothes. One ofContinue reading “drinking perfume in an attempt to sweat it out has crossed my mind…”