casey coombs

Two weddings and a few dozen pounds make the world go round.

This is an easy one. I got married. (this time ’til death do you part) June 2001 “Ooh, it’s like so hard being a size 4 and 19 years old.” I was sealed. (this time for time and all eternity.) June 2002. “Ooh, my life is so hard at 20 with a handsome husband andContinue reading “Two weddings and a few dozen pounds make the world go round.”

This Hot Mama knows.

So the lovely Jenny over at Absolutely Bananas has started a monthly segment on real beauty tips from regular old mamas like myself. AND WHOO DO I HAVE A DOOZY FOR YOU. (with before and after pictures!)

Lush to Mormon in no time flat.

Welcome to part IV of how the moosh came to be. Didn’t read parts I-III? Start here and work your way to today. NaBloPoMo is fluid like that. And I’m just lazy enough not to link. MousekerReady! MousekerSet? Here we go! (SAHM’s, you totally got that one right?) *********** “So let’s make out!” “Nope, I’llContinue reading “Lush to Mormon in no time flat.”

If the kid breaks on your watch, these are the rules.

Okay so there’s really only one rule. LEAVE A NOTE ON THE TABLE THAT SAYS “Dear wife, the moosh dislocated her elbow, she is fine, don’t worry, I took her to St. Francis at 7:30, be home soon. xoxo-Husband” OR EVEN JUST “Don’t worry, the moosh is fine, at St. Francis, she dislocated her elbow.Continue reading “If the kid breaks on your watch, these are the rules.”

Skeletons.

Howdy! Welcome to part four in how the moosh came to be. Need to catch up? Part I, Part II, Part III, and then there’s this whole hot drunken mess. Feel like you’re ready to proceed? Here we go… ************ Cody and I hung out every chance we had. We had lunch together at work,Continue reading “Skeletons.”

Why Cody hasn’t left, yet.

For those of you out there who wanted to know about all the cooking I do, is this the post for you. Let’s go to a time when I was quite pregnant at the state fair. I decided I wanted to win ribbons, validation. My mom had won ribbons for her photography, my dad hadContinue reading “Why Cody hasn’t left, yet.”

Three strikes and you get a second date.

Welcome to part three in how the moosh came to be. Part I here. Part II here. ************ Well, now that you know about my sordid past, you should know that there is no way that Cody and I should have ever ended up together. While he was all I was all and while heContinue reading “Three strikes and you get a second date.”

Before Cody.

So there’s quite a few of you who want to know what I was like before Cody came along. (My mom and dad are somewhere laughing so hard they can’t focus on their laptop screens. HI MOM! HI DAD!) Truth be told? I was trouble with a capital T. We’ll just start at 15, becauseContinue reading “Before Cody.”

He’s the first guy I EVER asked out.

****** Part I in how the moosh came to be here. Welcome to Part II. ****** “Radio Shack, this is Todd, how may I help you?” “Hi, uh, is Cody there?” “Yes he is, one moment please.” (Pause) “Thank you for calling Radio Shack, this is Cody, how may I help you?” (***SQUEEE!!!!***) “Uh, hi,Continue reading “He’s the first guy I EVER asked out.”

Ready. Set. NABLOPOMO!

Hello all. How are you? Me? I’m good, can’t complain. Have you tried the French Vanilla 3Muskateers? Mmm, pretty good. I think I prefer the large sized ones, more chocolate to nougat ratio. However, What? OH. Yes, I have favor to ask. In an effort to keep my posts EVERY DAY IN THE MONTH OFContinue reading “Ready. Set. NABLOPOMO!”