The one where the lonely Mormon references Lent.

Lent. 40 days. 40 days that represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where, according to the Bible, he endured the temptation of Satan. Tough right? What about the 40 days I’m spending in Utah without my make out buddy husband? I know it’s not Ash Wednesday or Holy Thursday and I’m not even Catholic, but itContinue reading “The one where the lonely Mormon references Lent.”

To think I almost succumbed to the NaBloPoMo undertow.

HA! You can’t get me NaBloPoMo! I may be high as a friggin kite on Dramamine from a cross state drive in a friggin snowstorm but I friggin made it in time to post. So there. Ha. Perhaps lucidity will find me overnight. Because the last time I had this much Dramamine I slammed myContinue reading “To think I almost succumbed to the NaBloPoMo undertow.”

And on the seventh day, we had more leftover turkey.

Remember how I said Sundays here at moosh in indy were going to be all about clearing up the stereotypical fog surrounding us Mormons? Well, sorry, I got all boo hoo whiney missy over my husband who just happens to be 1,500 miles away and skipped the lesson for last week. Again, I’m not tryingContinue reading “And on the seventh day, we had more leftover turkey.”

The one about the new mommy crazies.

Have you ever had the driving into oncoming traffic thought pass through your head? What stopped you? Someone who I’ve never met divulged that this thought crosses her mind more than it should. She’s in a difficult situation, her baby is at that age where the FUN! and the NEWNESS! has worn off and she’sContinue reading “The one about the new mommy crazies.”

The incorrect yet adorable power of conjugation.

 When I have to blow my nose the moosh gets me a tissue. When she has to blow her nose she gets herself a tishme. Get it? Tish-YOU Tish-ME My kid’s wicked smart. Wicked cute too. And if she even considers getting sick she and I will have WORDS. You hear me moosh? WORDS. TheContinue reading “The incorrect yet adorable power of conjugation.”