Author Archives: casey coombs

When you join the league of SAHMs (stay at home moms) you forget that there are social graces amongst those who are not of your league. This is easily demonstrated in poop talk. You do not go to lunch with a childless friend and discuss the varying scents and textures of your babies poo. ThatContinue reading “Social Graces.”

I don’t do pressure cookers. I will most likely never own one. Why not? OH! Did I not tell you about the time that Cody almost BLEW OFF HIS FACE WITH A PRESSURE COOKER? He was making mashed potatoes at my moms house. Silly me figured I knew what he was doing. Until I heard,Continue reading “Under Pressure.”

“Show her! Go show your mom!” Cody said through hysterical fits of laughter. Now that’s never a good thing to hear. the moosh came up the stairs to me, nothing looked wrong or out of place. That is until she reached down her pants and pulled one of my sister in laws nursing pads fromContinue reading “Padding Innocence.”

I’m considering hanging giant jingle bells from any and all items the moosh is capable of standing on. This would include chairs, stools, buckets, laundry baskets, boxes, paint cans and potties. The creaking of chair legs across a laminate floor is a dead giveaway that the small person in your life is participating in naughtiness.Continue reading “Pushing Chairsies.”

Who got Wii’s for Christmas? I sure didn’t! But I was sneaky enough to take one from my nephews so we could play while they slept. (One of the few reasons being a grownup is awesome.) HOW MUCH FUN ARE THEY?   We did a little golfing, a little baseball, a little tennis, some bowling and a wholeContinue reading “Only a Wii wound.”

As a gift to you, your reader and myself, I’m done with this posting everyday garbage. Happy Birthday Jesus!

When I joined with Cody’s family seven years ago there was only one grandchild. There are now seven. We are quickly being outnumbered. As I sat against a wall last night while we tried to fake some sort of family all together dinner I realized the adults are losing. Little people are over taking ourContinue reading “Mars and Venus in the Playroom.”

Anybody else have what seems to be a senior citizen driving you around? An angry, opinionated senior citizen*? Cody is an angry driver. An aggressive driver. A very impatient driver. A driver that makes a comment about EVERY OTHER CAR THAT DARES TO GET IN THE WAY OF HIS LIFE GOALS AND AMBITIONS. If someone slows downContinue reading “Caution: Old man at the wheel.”

This is one of those posts that no one related to me is EVER going to talk about. They’re just going to stick their fingers in their ears and scream “LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU” and pretend that I don’t talk about my lady bits on the internet. But frankly, I have someContinue reading “My name is Casey, and I’m one sixteenth Brazilian.”