casey coombs

A valuable lesson in freaking out.

Some of you may fondly remember my original freak out about redirecting the bodily fluids of the small person in my life into the appropriate vessel of defecation. I’m sorry to say that the only cold turkey that was found twenty four hours later was the cold cuts in the fridge. I gave up whenContinue reading “A valuable lesson in freaking out.”

Greedy Love.

I have wanted to spew words of rainbows and puffy glitter kisses about some of my favorite bloggers for a while but never knew quite how to do it. Then the lovely Heather gave me the chance with her OMSH Valentine Giveaway. (Yes! You too can enter!) She said there were no extra brownie pointsContinue reading “Greedy Love.”

Ash Wednesday, moosh style.

Hello, your friendly neighborhood Mormon here to ask about Ash Wednesday. Nope, we don’t do Ash Wednesday, nor do we do Lent. So needless to say we are easily confused when we see people with ash smudges walking around Target. Cody thought it was a joke he wasn’t in on, I was oblivious and myContinue reading “Ash Wednesday, moosh style.”

Juicy.

Come see me turn this into the tastiest tart ever over at Linoleum Dynamite. And if you were here you could see me royally freaking out at the tornado sirens, unbelievable lightning, cracking thunder and torrential downpour that has completely COMPLETELY flooded my backyard. http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2472996387258178866&hl=en Pardon the narration, my friend PolkaDots and I were onContinue reading “Juicy.”

Prophets, Presidents and a Post, OH MY!

You may not like Mormons all that much, you may enjoy thinking we’re big bunches of crazy more than acknowledging that we share the same air as you, but woo ha you’ve gotta love that we are organized little buggers. (And by “we” I certainly don’t mean “me”, I mean all the people responsible forContinue reading “Prophets, Presidents and a Post, OH MY!”

My sweet little dirty faker.

I posted this picture the other day: Everyone was all sweet and all about the “POOR MOOSH/POOR BABY/GET WELL SOON” comments. And I thank you for them, but I’m feeling a little guilty. You see, that sad pout up there? She’s faking it. I had to ask her to make a sad face to goContinue reading “My sweet little dirty faker.”

the moosh, The Witch and The Patience. updated

I sometimes wonder what someone with all the patience in the world could do for the moosh. Someone who had the patience to sit down with her and teach her every time she asks “BUT WHY?” instead of answering “BECAUSE.” Someone who could not worry about time and just let her wander at her ownContinue reading “the moosh, The Witch and The Patience. ***updated***”

Miley Montana and the Grumpy Old Troll.

Oh geesh, I had this whole deep post written about trolls. (Trolls are mean people who leave mean anonymous comments for no other reason than to poop in the middle of a perfectly nice post.) Really, it was at least two pages long. But who cares? There’s nothing I can do if someone makes upContinue reading “Miley Montana and the Grumpy Old Troll.”

The Anti-Pink.

Pre-Preschool, I shipped her off looking like this: Post-Preschool I got her back looking like this: Damn kids and their germ sharing ways. Share Animal Crackers, NOT PINK EYE!

03-25 will always be 03-25.

March 3, 2003 Internal Monologue: “Cody’s birthday is coming up quick. March 25th in fact. I really need to think of something to get him.” March 14, 2003 Internal Monologue: “Cody’s birthday is coming up quick. Really quick in fact. I really need to think of something to get him.” March 22, 2003 Internal Monologue:Continue reading “03-25 will always be 03-25.”