From the Archives: Is your punk son missing his shoes?

Originally posted September 27, 2007

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Did your son come home the other night without these on his feet?

Vigilante Nikes

Did he tell you how he lost them?

No?

Well, allow me.

Your kid was breaking into our car a couple of nights ago and my husband (we’ll call him Captain Awesome for the time being) drove up as your son was IN. OUR. CAR. (For those of you who are regular readers here this is a different break in than this one. I know, such a classy life I lead.)

Captain Awesome, being the bad ass vigilante that he is, jumped out of his car and chased your little juvenile delinquent son. That’s right, a 28 year old man took down your 15 year old twit. Lucky for your son Captain Awesome busted up his shoulder last week and couldn’t tackle your son properly without risking his arm. And my man needs his arm.

But he did get his shoes.

And I dare bet your son messed his pants.

We haven’t decided what to do with your son’s shoes yet, but we’re not giving them back.

Notice

Keep your mitts off our stuff you stupid, stupid people.

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These are getting sold on ebay by the end of the month, any bidders?

21 thoughts on “From the Archives: Is your punk son missing his shoes?

  1. Oh the reasons why Indianapolis is such a classy town.

    I started reading your blog after I moved to Indy a few months ago and love hearing your stories and I couldn’t not comment on this one. Yippes…

    I’m sure the would be crook had a rough time explaining why he was barefoot tho…

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  2. The only thing that would have been better than this recounting is if you would have gotten a video of Captain Awesome’s delinquent shoe-wrangling. (Why are people such jerks? I mean, really? STOP STEALING. It’s so lame.)

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  3. Hi, I found you on All Things BD’s blog.

    Wow… I mean, WOW! That is very, very impressive. Frankly, if this happened to our family, we would have probably called the police, watched as the prisoner-in-training took off with our stuff, and then lamented about all the cool CDs the PIT took. I like your way better. Well done.

    Tiffany Ts last blog post..Free-Enterprise Friday

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  4. I was so ticked when a kid (I assume) broke into our car parked right in our driveway.

    He broke a window and was able to steal 2 car chargers and a hands free kit…. not a blue tooth…. a $10 hands free kit. Oh yeah, my emergency tire jack too.

    The window cost me $160 bucks.
    Punk kids. I wish I’d come out when the kid was in my car. I would have taken my anger out on him.

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  5. Girl. That is awesome. I don’t know how you feel about *cough* profane adjectives, but I wanted to throw in an f-word just before the word awesome.

    I love it. Seriously. Classic.

    AFRos last blog post..Be Encouraged

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