Shack de la Bossy Moosh.

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So maybe you’ve heard of BOSSY.

Maybe you’re aware that she’s on a month long road trip around the country and is relying on the goodness of her fellow bloggers to put her up and make sure she makes it back home in one sane piece.

If you weren’t aware, there is a blogger named BOSSY who is on a month long road trip around the country and is relying on the goodness of her fellow bloggers to put her up and make sure she makes it back home in one sane piece.

The good blogger who will be putting her up tonight in Indianapolis is named Casey. Oh wait. That’s me.

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So here’s the thing. I’ve been following the road trip and am sorry to report that BOSSY may have a hard time here. Of course she’d never say it on her own blog because she’s a classy broad. But she’ll be spending the night on my couch, my small couch with a substantial bar that is probably about seven inches too short to accommodate her height. If she’s really lucky she’ll get an air mattress that will lose air gradually overnight until she’s smothered in a hammock of plastic, flat on the ground. It’s not going to get any better in the morning. I don’t drink coffee. There’s no coffee joints around my house for many a mile (unless you count the seedy convenience store down the street). And when I say house. I mean apartment, graduate student apartment with exercise equipment hanging from the walls.

About the only thing I have to offer BOSSY is running water and my cooking ability. But even my finest of baked good won’t help the situation as she claims she is so full from Pringles and swallowed air from all the gum she chews to keep her awake on the road that she has no desire for any food what so ever. Strike three.

Technically strike three would land me out of the game. But alas, there is a strike four.

BOSSY can’t drink when she drives, and she has written in length about the late night wine she has enjoyed with friends on her road trip. This is strike four, for there is nary a drop of liquor in my house unless you count the tablespoon left over from the whole pecan pie debacle of 2007.

20 thoughts on “Shack de la Bossy Moosh.”

  6. And you will make up for it all with your witty humor and graciousness. 🙂
    She’ll be thrilled to stay there with you, as would anyone.
    Though, I must say that the pureed cake doesn’t sound half bad in lieu of coffee.

    Mandy’s last blog post..Satisfaction

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  8. I’m sure she’ll be too tired to care love it!

    I’ve been meaning to ask you 2 things:
    1. I need a really good icing recipe (read: good = easy)Where would one find such a thing?

    2. How much icing do you make for a 2 layer cake? I like thick, but not diabetic coma thick icing! LOL

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  16. You’ve got some shoppin’ to do.

    Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure BOSSY has all of the Starbucks across America marked on a map. Also, this totally would have been worth the drive to Indiana. Why didn’t I plan better?!

    Assertagirl’s last blog post..Sigh.

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  20. well, she’s already gone, but it may help you to know that bossy only drinks decaf coffee. i know, it’s kind of like “what’s the point?”

    but really, it’s decaf for the boss lady!

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